There is nothing funny about Labor Day, but that isn’t going to stop some of us from cracking a joke or two about work. Here you will find out funny labor day quotes. See and share with your friends and social circle.
“Heaven is blessed with perfect rest, but the blessing of earth is toil.” — Henry van Dyke
“The only liberty an inferior man cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.” — H.L. Mencken
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” – Doug Larson
“Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” – Bill Dodds
“Don’t mistake activity with achievement.” ― John Wooden
I wish I made enough money from my labour to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.
“I’m a firm belief in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” — Thomas Jefferson
Power goes to two poles to those who’ve got the money and those who’ve got the people.
Funny Labor Day Quotes 2020
“Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.”
— Anatole France
The problem is that those of us who are lucky enough to do work that we love are sometimes cursed with too damn much of it.”
― Terry Gross
“My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.” ― Abraham Lincoln
I told my son, “Do you know, most people don’t have to work because it’s Labor Day?”
He replied, “If people aren’t working, shouldn’t it be called “No-Labor Day?”
“Sometimes, it’s important to work for that pot of gold. But other times, it’s essential to take time off and make sure that your most important decision in the day consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.” — Douglas Pagels
Happy Labor Day!
Now don’t complain about that desk job.
The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
By Elbert Hubbard
When people ask me, ‘Why can’t labor organize the way it did in the thirties?’ the answer is simple: everything we did then is now illegal.
By Thomas Geoghegan
Early to bed and early to rising probably indicates unskilled labor.
By John Ciardi
I wonder if the clothes in China say, “Made around the corner.”
Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.
“May you have a happy Labor Day. You are a person who works daily who makes a great effort and so you deserve to have a big celebration.”